Posts in category Humor
Coda
(noun)1) Music. A more or less independent passage, at the end of a composition, introduced to bring it to a satisfactory close.
I don’t expect to do much posting this weekend. I have lotta relaxing to do. I did want to share this with you. The link is hilarious. I’ll feature this blog link on my radio show next Thursday. For [...]
The News You Need
Oh yes. You know it. Two headlines for you today.
Greased, naked student disrupts lunch. Yep, you read it right. That’s a good headline. This is better.
Eagle lugging deer head causes blackout. It must be a slow news day. The regular political blah blah is going on with the breaking news more of the same yada yada. So these two [...]
Can I have one?!
I was reading through Yahoo news and I found two news stories that just have to be shared.
One is, “Military shows off new ray gun.” Sweeeeeet!
The military calls its new weapon an “active denial system,” but that’s an understatement. It’s a ray gun that shoots a beam that makes people feel as if they are a [...]
Why Aaron is the way he is, part 1
On a friends birthday I posted this on their Facebook. I’m a really weird guy.
I would sing you the Marilyn Monroe version of “Happy Birthday” but that would require me to be on drugs, drunk and very much in love with John F. Kennedy. And oddly enough, none of those things are me. So, you’ll have to settle for the ver [...]
Return of the Raccoon
It’s Thursday. That must mean some ungodly beast has come back from the archives to haunt the pages of this blog once again…[checks yahoo news]…ah there it is!
Well, we knew they would be back. After all, every disaster movie has to have a sequel. What you say? We don’t have a disaster movie based on raccoons? Au [...]
Coalition to Combat ” The Mundays”
Have you ever had a case of, “the mundays?”. Have you ever watched Office Space, the movie? If you haven’t then you need to get a cattle prod…oh, you can’t get one very easily? Very well. We’ll do it the easy way.
Watch Office Space. Rent. Buy. Spread the Gospel.
In an effort to combat the absolute u [...]
A new day
And so it begins. 2007 has begun. The world over the New Year was brought in with celebration, with hope and prayers that this year would be better than the ones weve left behind. Times Square welcomed with confetti and the usual celebration. The Philippines welcomed it with fireworks and wishes for a more stable year. Myself?
I was che [...]
TGIF!
Some turkey’s in New Jersey were trying to avoid the Holiday Rush so they figured on taking the early train outta town over to the NYC side where they could lay low until the madness passed.
And you thought I was talking about people! Turkey’s try for fast train out of New Jersey. This one’s via Yahoo News and it’s [...]
Bathrooms
I have previously discussed my distaste for public restrooms. I don’t like them much. But like a true trooper I use them anyway and pray that nothing terrible comes of me using a public restroom. This probably comes from me being a janitor for 2 1/2 years at my church in Colorado and seeing all the terrible things that actually happe [...]
Random Poster in my classroom, part 1
We do random things here in the Phils. We do weird things. We do funny things. And other times, we find the weird and funny has been done by others. What follows is a random poster I found in our classroom. It’s an amusing read and the end punch line had me laughing so much. See below for more insanity…
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