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Monday Brawl

Jun04
2007
Written by Aaron DeLay

To get through Monday…via Dragonlady:

from my inbox

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, sleeping in the blue chair – always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story:

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

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